oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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