HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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