Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
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my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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