That's intense
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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