i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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