Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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