You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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