You smell like stripper and shame
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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