thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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