what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
17 year olds will be the death of me.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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