My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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