You're completely useless in the revolution.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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