I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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