I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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