We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
