Sponge bath it is.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
