did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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