I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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