is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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