He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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