I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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How external is "for external use only"?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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