Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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