my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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