She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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