Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
