The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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