Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize
