Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
