Where did you get a picture of my penis
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
