why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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