I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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