I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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