It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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