well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
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I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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