Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
So many bounce houses so little time
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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