just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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