she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I think your dad took our porno
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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