party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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