I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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