We should be called the Road Head Warriors
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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