I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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