we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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