ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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