I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
