Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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