I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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