What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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