I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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