Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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