i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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