Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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