worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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