i just had sex bonerless
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
