we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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