1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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