Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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